Population | 22.353 billion |
Capital | Kotovsk |
Leader | Boris Chubarov |
Currency | Bratislavian Ruble |
Animal | Eurasian Wolf |
The People's Republic of Communist Bratislavia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Boris Chubarov with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 22.353 billion Bratislavians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotovsk. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Communist Bratislavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,918 trillion Bratislavian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 85,822 Bratislavian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Bratislavia's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Communist Bratislavia is ranked 289,546th in the world and 11,179th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -27.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Communist Bratislavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Primitive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Communist Bratislavia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Turdmuria.
- : Communist Bratislavia's influence in Balder rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Communist Bratislavia was endorsed by The Federated States of Qavria.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Bratislavia, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
- : Communist Bratislavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Communist Bratislavia was endorsed by The Old Queendom of Durakem.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Bratislavia, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
- : Communist Bratislavia's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Communist Bratislavia was endorsed by The Hikikomori of GODMODIA.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Dragonian Kazaman, The Amazonian Empire, Alvalero, Fleonovati, Pan Polar Confederacy, Dornar, Noders, Fooooooooo, Samgreat, Ununited republic of america, Roctubiazan, GODMODIA, Durakem, Qavria, and Turdmuria.